True Crimes Against Wine, case 0310: This Episode Is Precious...

DEFENDANT: J.R.R. Tolkein
EVIDENCE: The Fellowship of the Ring Special Edition Cabernet Sauvignon (Manos Wines)
SCENE OF THE CRIME: Lodi, CA
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Our Judges trek from Oxford to Middle Earth to try a fantastical case full of warm Hobbit tidbits, Elven wiles, and Orcish dangers.