True Crimes Against Wine, case 0311: To Drink Or Not To Drink

DEFENDANT: William Shakespeare
EVIDENCE: Mondavi Oberon Chardonnay
SCENE OF THE CRIME: Carneros, CA
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Our fair Judges sojourn to the land of the sun,
Where once they say the West was won,
Where all that glisters nae be gold,
But Judge Rachel is definitely very old. Thank you.