True Crimes Against Wine, case 0130: Drunk Becomes Her

Written By Andrew Alonso

DEFENDANT: Kurt Russell and Goldie Hawn

EVIDENCE: Gogi "Goldie" Chardonnay 2018

SCENE OF THE CRIME: Sta Rita Hills, CA

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Our Judges circle back to a small subregion of Santa Barbara to investigate a particularly delectable partnership riddled with multiple high profile suspects. Topher waxes theological and makes a cringe-worthy confession while Rachel plans an elopement with Fact Checker and reveals her only talent.

Andrew Alonso
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