True Crimes Against Wine, case 0208: GOOOOOAAAAALLLL!!!

Written By Andrew Alonso

DEFENDANT: Cristiano Ronaldo

EVIDENCE: Terras de Lava 2019 Merlot

SCENE OF THE CRIME: The Azores, Territory of Portugal

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Our Judges take a flight to the mid Atlantic to try a very intricate case of involving lava, statue switcheroos, and scissor kicks. Rachel shows off her Portuguese, and Topher is put in a serious cross examination that could potentially keep him from earning a gold medal touchdown...

Andrew Alonso
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