True Crimes Against Wine, case 2014: Put A Bird On THIS!

Written By Andrew Alonso

DEFENDANT: Portlandia

EVIDENCE: Portlandia Pinot Noir 2021

SCENE OF THE CRIME: Willamette Valley, OR

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With Fact Checker calling out of work again, our Judges lament the typo in his contract allowing for a Non-Complete Clause. Then they proceed to pull a bank heist, win the lottery, and meet Santa. Don't believe us? Just ask Fact Checker, who wasn't there due his stupid Non-Complete Clause.

Andrew Alonso
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