True Crimes Against Wine, case 0113: Don’t Drink So Close To Me

DEFENDANT: Sting

EVIDENCE: Il Palagio Roxanne Rosso Toscana

SCENE OF THE CRIME: Tuscany, Italy

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Our judges jaunt out to the sun-drenched hills of Tuscany, where they sample an ancient red grape, discuss family lineages, and ponder such deep questions as, "How much wine is too much?"