True Crimes Against Wine, case 0116: Don‘tcha Wish Your Bottle Was Hot Like Me?

Written By Andrew Alonso

DEFENDANT: Nicole Scherzinger

EVIDENCE: Anti-Party Red, 2019

SCENE OF THE CRIME: Walla Walla, Washington

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Our Judges sojourn to the hidden deserts of Washington, where they drunkenly discuss feminist theory, celebrity impersonations, and issue a passionate Mario Kart challenge. Rachel tricks Topher into making a shocking confession.

Andrew Alonso
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