True Crimes Against Wine, case 0127: This Is a Deadpool Meta-reference

DEFENDANT: Ryan Reynolds

EVIDENCE: Aviation Gin

SCENE OF THE CRIME: Portland, Oregon

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Our Judges sojourn deep into the foggy, fern-laden forests of Oregon, where they are treated to a private gin tasting with sex symbol and ballet primadonna Ryan Reynolds. While they are there they discuss the super hero's career, his lovely wife, and most importantly, hanky panky.