True Crimes Against Wine, case 2011: The Merry Wines of Windsor

Written By Andrew Alonso

DEFENDANT: The Windsors

EVIDENCE: Moet Chandon, 2020

SCENE OF THE CRIME: The globe, if you study Colonialism...

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Our Judges hop across the pond to hear their most prestigious case to date. From tackling nongendered titles to dismantling toxic allegiances, Topher and Rachel are dedicated to hard hits and hot takes. No Corgis were harmed in this trial.

Andrew Alonso
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