True Crimes Against Wine, case 2012: MORE Merry Wines of Windsor!

DEFENDANTS: The Duke and Duchess of Sussex, aka Harry and Meghan

EVIDENCE: Diatom Chardonnay 2021

SCENE OF THE CRIME: Sta Rita Hills, CA

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Back by popular demand! In the second part of this riveting court case, Judges Topher and Rachel zero in on the evidence and rumors surrounding the most famous royal expats. Intimate details of H&M's sex life are allegedly revealed, and rest assured that genitalia IS discussed...