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True Crimes Against Wine, case 0210: Toelickin’ Good!

DEFENDANT: Zac Brown

EVIDENCE: Z Alexander Brown "Uncaged" Cabernet Sauvignon

SCENE OF THE CRIME: California Coast

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Our Judges board a pontoon to try their latest case, in which the accused hits a bit close to home. Judge Topher blindly navigates a poetry based cross examination while Rachel has lurid details of her intimate life revealed.

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True Crimes Against Wine, case 0209: I Put A Spell On You

DEFENDANT: Cynthia Erivo

EVIDENCE: Black Girl Magic Red Blend

SCENE OF THE CRIME: North Coast, CA

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Our Judges brew up a powerful spell with the help of the McBride sisters. Rachel delivers a tricky cross examination, and a tipsy Topher has a case of mistaken identity... twice.

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True Crimes Against Wine, case 0208: GOOOOOAAAAALLLL!!!

DEFENDANT: Cristiano Ronaldo

EVIDENCE: Terras de Lava 2019 Merlot

SCENE OF THE CRIME: The Azores, Territory of Portugal

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Our Judges take a flight to the mid Atlantic to try a very intricate case of involving lava, statue switcheroos, and scissor kicks. Rachel shows off her Portuguese, and Topher is put in a serious cross examination that could potentially keep him from earning a gold medal touchdown...

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True Crimes Against Wine, case 0207: This Is Some Real Schitt…

DEFENDENT: Johnny, Moira, David, & a little bit Alexis Rose

EVIDENCE: Herb Ertlinger Fruit Wine Rioja, Etc

SCENE OF THE CRIME: In the Lea of Somewhere Picturesque in Canadia

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Our Judges travel North and pay homage to a cultural phenomenon and pop moment while sacrificing themselves quite a bit for the sake of their craft. You are welcome, public. We do it for YOU!

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True Crimes Against Wine, case 0206: Say Yes To The Dress

DEFENDENT: Vera Wang

EVIDENCE: Party Prosecco

SCENE OF THE CRIME: Italy

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Our Judges channel their inner bridezillas as they drink their way through this bubbly bottle sent to them by a fan. Rachel surprises Topher with multiple costume changes.

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Infinite Horrors, ep 4: I Have No Mouth, And I Must Scream

Unwind with Maya, Sam, and a heaping dose of Existential terror, Harlan Ellison style. Our hosts compare notes on whether they'd want to survive a nuclear apocalypse, revel in Ellison's famously cantankerous persona, and dive deep into the short story- and video game adaptation- of I Have No Mouth, And I Must Scream.

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True Crimes Against Wine, case 0205: A Mutha-Sucking Spookfest

DEFENDANT(S): Brahm Stoker/Dracula

EVIDENCE: Örökségül Kékfrankos 2019

SCENE OF THE CRIME: Hungary/Transylvania

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Our brave Judges foray into wilds of the Carpathian mountains as they uncover the mysteries of both Eastern European viticulture and vampire lore in this very spooky Halloween special!

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