LATEST EPISODES
Infinite Worlds, episode 47: Top 10 Heroes, part 2
Winston and Nick continue counting down their top 10 heroes with 7 through 4.
True Crimes Against Wine, case 2017: Twin Peeps
DEFENDANT: Kyle MacLachlan
EVIDENCE: Baby Bear Syrah
SCENE OF THE CRIME: Walla Walla, WA
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Our Judges sojourn to Washington to investigate the Shakespearean soap star, Kyle MacLachlan.
True Crimes Against Wine, sidebar Ep. 46: Veuve Cliquot
Judge Topher delves into the fascinating and inspiring life of one of history's most famous and celebrated winemakers, the Widow Cliquot.
Infinite Worlds, episode 46: Top 10 Heroes, part 1
Right on the heels of Top 10 Villains comes Top 10 Heroes! Winston and Nick kick things off with numbers 10 through 8 in the first of this 3-part episode. Stay tuned to hear the rest!
True Crimes Against Wine, case 2016: 4 Wines and a Funeral
DEFENDANT: Dame Agatha Christie
EVIDENCE: Crush Rivaner, Disheveled Tailor Königliche, Right Hook Cabernet Sauvignon, and The Butchery Cabernet Sauvignon
SCENE OF THE CRIME: Luxembourg, Hungary, Bulgaria, and Moldova
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Our Judges board the Orient Express to tackle their most ambitious case yet, the Queen of Crime herself. Judge Topher talks poisons and Judge Rachel reveals a shocking twist involving a runaway defendant!
True Crimes Against Wine, sidebar Ep. 45: How Much Is Too Much?
Judge Topher offers some sage advice regarding an age old question and tips on how to remain professional at boozy work functions.
True Crimes Against Wine, case 2015: Belchy Buzzz
DEFENDANT: Blake Lively
EVIDENCE: Betty Buzz Premium Drink Mixers
SCENE OF THE CRIME: America?
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Our Judges turn into pro bartenders with the help of Blake Lively's line of mixers. Topher pours heavy and has trouble keeping his ish together, and Rachel insists that this is a VERY belchy wine.
Infinite Worlds, episode 45: Top 10 Villains, part 2
The Battle of the Baddies continues! Who will be Winston and Nick's number most awesomely heinous villains? Do you agree? Think you have better picks? Let us know!
Infinite Worlds, episode 44: Top 10 Villains, part 1
Join Winston and Nick as they explore the dark side of science fiction in this exciting 2-part episode. The dynamic duo will be comparing their favorite villains from across the science fiction spectrum, including TV shows, movies, and books. Get ready to hear some intriguing discussions and analysis of some of the most iconic and fearsome villains in science fiction history.
True Crimes Against Wine, sidebar Ep. 44: A Good Year
Ever wonder what people mean when they say it was a "good year" for wine? Judge Topher breaks it down and gives tips for finding the perfect vintage.
Infinite Worlds, episode 43: Mars Attacks!
Join Winston and Nick for a deep dive into the fascinating history of trading cards and how one of the popular sets became the conflicted cult classic, Mars Attacks.
True Crimes Against Wine, case 2014: Put A Bird On THIS!
DEFENDANT: Portlandia
EVIDENCE: Portlandia Pinot Noir 2021
SCENE OF THE CRIME: Willamette Valley, OR
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With Fact Checker calling out of work again, our Judges lament the typo in his contract allowing for a Non-Complete Clause. Then they proceed to pull a bank heist, win the lottery, and meet Santa. Don't believe us? Just ask Fact Checker, who wasn't there due his stupid Non-Complete Clause.
True Crimes Against Wine, sidebar Ep. 43: A Brief History of Wine
Who invented wine? Where did it come from? And how did it make it to our tables today? Judge Topher presents a brief history of wine.
True Crimes Against Wine, case 2013: The Empress of Gin-dia
DEFENDANT: Queen Victoria
EVIDENCE: Empress 1908 London Dry Gin
SCENE OF THE CRIME: Victoria, BC, Canada
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In this jewel-toned trial, our Judges conclude their royal series by hearing the case of the grandmother of Europe. Curious Victorian customs come into question, and Rachel amps up the difficulty of her cross examination, much to Topher's dismay.
Infinite Horrors, ep 10: Barbarian(AKA: ScareBnB)
Former Whitest Kids You Know player, Zach Cregger, tries his hand at horror with 2022's Barbarian. Maya and Sam discuss where it hits, where it misses, and- yes- "mommy issues" comes up.
True Crimes Against Wine, sidebar Ep. 42: Up In The Aer…
What is aeration? Does it really make a difference? And should you spend your money on it? Judge Topher answers all these questions and gives advice to help you avoid some common pitfalls.
True Crimes Against Wine, case 2012: MORE Merry Wines of Windsor!
DEFENDANTS: The Duke and Duchess of Sussex, aka Harry and Meghan
EVIDENCE: Diatom Chardonnay 2021
SCENE OF THE CRIME: Sta Rita Hills, CA
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Back by popular demand! In the second part of this riveting court case, Judges Topher and Rachel zero in on the evidence and rumors surrounding the most famous royal expats. Intimate details of H&M's sex life are allegedly revealed, and rest assured that genitalia IS discussed...
True Crimes Against Wine, case 2011: The Merry Wines of Windsor
DEFENDANT: The Windsors
EVIDENCE: Moet Chandon, 2020
SCENE OF THE CRIME: The globe, if you study Colonialism...
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Our Judges hop across the pond to hear their most prestigious case to date. From tackling nongendered titles to dismantling toxic allegiances, Topher and Rachel are dedicated to hard hits and hot takes. No Corgis were harmed in this trial.
Infinite Horrors, ep 9: Terrifier (AKA: Send In The Clowns)
"All the world loves a clown." Cole Porter got it all wrong and filmmaker Damien Leone proves it with his disturbing creation, Art the Clown. In this episode, Sam & Maya discuss the hits and misses of the Terrifier film series, explore humanity's fascination with violence, and share their favorite forms of torture.
True Crimes Against Wine, sidebar Ep. 41: I’ll Have What She’s Having
Our Judges discuss the glory that is the movie, The Menu. Rachel tries to keep things sane as Topher grows increasingly manic with each course. Yet another personal connection is revealed...