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True Crimes Against Wine, case 2016: 4 Wines and a Funeral

DEFENDANT: Dame Agatha Christie

EVIDENCE: Crush Rivaner, Disheveled Tailor Königliche, Right Hook Cabernet Sauvignon, and The Butchery Cabernet Sauvignon

SCENE OF THE CRIME: Luxembourg, Hungary, Bulgaria, and Moldova

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Our Judges board the Orient Express to tackle their most ambitious case yet, the Queen of Crime herself. Judge Topher talks poisons and Judge Rachel reveals a shocking twist involving a runaway defendant!

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True Crimes Against Wine, case 2015: Belchy Buzzz

DEFENDANT: Blake Lively

EVIDENCE: Betty Buzz Premium Drink Mixers

SCENE OF THE CRIME: America?

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Our Judges turn into pro bartenders with the help of Blake Lively's line of mixers. Topher pours heavy and has trouble keeping his ish together, and Rachel insists that this is a VERY belchy wine.

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Infinite Worlds, episode 44: Top 10 Villains, part 1

Join Winston and Nick as they explore the dark side of science fiction in this exciting 2-part episode. The dynamic duo will be comparing their favorite villains from across the science fiction spectrum, including TV shows, movies, and books. Get ready to hear some intriguing discussions and analysis of some of the most iconic and fearsome villains in science fiction history.

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True Crimes Against Wine, case 2014: Put A Bird On THIS!

DEFENDANT: Portlandia

EVIDENCE: Portlandia Pinot Noir 2021

SCENE OF THE CRIME: Willamette Valley, OR

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With Fact Checker calling out of work again, our Judges lament the typo in his contract allowing for a Non-Complete Clause. Then they proceed to pull a bank heist, win the lottery, and meet Santa. Don't believe us? Just ask Fact Checker, who wasn't there due his stupid Non-Complete Clause.

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True Crimes Against Wine, case 2013: The Empress of Gin-dia

DEFENDANT: Queen Victoria
EVIDENCE: Empress 1908 London Dry Gin
SCENE OF THE CRIME: Victoria, BC, Canada
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In this jewel-toned trial, our Judges conclude their royal series by hearing the case of the grandmother of Europe. Curious Victorian customs come into question, and Rachel amps up the difficulty of her cross examination, much to Topher's dismay.

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True Crimes Against Wine, case 2012: MORE Merry Wines of Windsor!

DEFENDANTS: The Duke and Duchess of Sussex, aka Harry and Meghan

EVIDENCE: Diatom Chardonnay 2021

SCENE OF THE CRIME: Sta Rita Hills, CA

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Back by popular demand! In the second part of this riveting court case, Judges Topher and Rachel zero in on the evidence and rumors surrounding the most famous royal expats. Intimate details of H&M's sex life are allegedly revealed, and rest assured that genitalia IS discussed...

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True Crimes Against Wine, case 2011: The Merry Wines of Windsor

DEFENDANT: The Windsors

EVIDENCE: Moet Chandon, 2020

SCENE OF THE CRIME: The globe, if you study Colonialism...

Our Judges hop across the pond to hear their most prestigious case to date. From tackling nongendered titles to dismantling toxic allegiances, Topher and Rachel are dedicated to hard hits and hot takes. No Corgis were harmed in this trial.

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Infinite Horrors, ep 9: Terrifier (AKA: Send In The Clowns)

"All the world loves a clown." Cole Porter got it all wrong and filmmaker Damien Leone proves it with his disturbing creation, Art the Clown. In this episode, Sam & Maya discuss the hits and misses of the Terrifier film series, explore humanity's fascination with violence, and share their favorite forms of torture.

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